Behold a Wall Street verse

This ancient manuscript was found floating in an empty (but expensive) wine bottle in the East River near Battery Park in NYC. We know it is old, because it was a French wine bottle, and as we all know, Wall Street no longer drinks French wine since the war on Iraq. Perhaps it drifted up the Gulf Stream from some offshore haven.The Rubaiyat of Alfred J Prufock, MBAAwake! For moaning in the bowl of nightHas drop't the tip that put the stocks to flightAnd Lo! The punter of the East has caughtThe