Resolve to evolve

Colloquial English has at least three comparative expressions for actions of considerable simplicity: as easy as falling off a bike, as easy as falling down stairs, and as easy as falling off a log. I shall go near no logs from now on. Four years ago, my left shoulder was the fractured outcome of a bike ride. Last year, a thoughtless cleaner polished the wooden stairs to my office the day before I chose to amble down them in stocking feet. Once, I thought a rotator cuff was a helicopter part.