The sage of Texas

Well, it’s that time of year again, and our vice president Dick and I were sitting by the fire chewing the fat about the corporation. We don’t have time for fooling about with interns at the White House, writing books and all that kind of stuff. Even during the holidays we were thinking of you all the time here at the ranch, and one of the things we’ve been mulling is how the media is always so negative, adding all kinds of bull manure to our news releases and advertorials. For