That sinking feeling

Here was happiness. The sun beating down. The yacht gently bobbing on the waves. Good food. Great wine. Bliss. Well...nearly. There's certainly no such thing as a free lunch and in this case the cost was having to spend a couple of hours in Ted's company. Needless to say, I don't mind enjoying the trimmings of Ted's patronage – his taste in food and drink is deliciously expensive and delivered in quantities which pay tribute to his vast bulk. Luckily, Ted's yacht is large enough to stand