Underground encounters

I was in my tux on the way to the Investor Relations Magazine US Awards and, despairing of a cab from Wall Street, I took the subway in the hopes of being mistaken for a waiter on my way to work rather than a toff whose Rolls had broken down. Waiting on the platform at City Hall station, I heard a voice say to me, 'You don't look like you're coming from work!' I looked around to find Hizzoner Mike Bloomberg with his entourage. He had decided to take the subway and beat traffic. 'Hey, if you